First off where do we start?
We all know he's the greatest quarterback to ever play the game, however we are ignoring how great of a human being off the field he is. To start off with, he has been known to be the cure to every terminal disease known to man. He delivered gifts to poor kids in Indonesia, and oh by the way the president of the free world, the commander in chief, the head honcho President Obama said he'd like to blow Mike Vick but Vick politely declined because his love for his fiancee grows stronger everyday.
We all know about Vick's recent history with dogfighting and how it got completely blown out of proportion. Yeah sure there might have been dead dogs on his property but who's to say the illuminati didn't plant those dogs because Mike Vick politely declined their invitation to be the leader of their evil club. Jay-z, Lebron James, Kevin Kolb and of course the biggest douchebag of them all Aaron Rodgers (We'll get to that in a later post). You see Mike Vick represents everything good, innocent, and pure in the world, and one day Vick will take down the Illuminati.
The above picture helps clarify what happened with the dog incident. The dogs would go to Vick's house and play poker every Tuesday night. Unfortunately one night the poker game got out of control and the dogs got a little rowdy and just so happened to fight each other to the death. The illuminati knew this happened and continued to frame Mike Vick so he looked like a bad guy.
This is just the first of many blogs we will write about the greatness of Michael Vick. Stay tuned for more amazing pieces of work to come on how great Mike Vick, Desean Jackson and Lesean Mccoy are, and also how scummy Tim Tebow, Aaron Rodgers and Kevin Kolb are. We will leave you with an awesome picture of Vick dunking on a goal post.
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