Is Eli Manning Actually Mentally Challenged?

DURRRRRRR DUHHHH DURRRRR! Im eli Manning DURRRR I throw da futbol to people but no bodys open DURRR 

......Its still up for debate DURRRR

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DUHHH DURRR Still asking yourself? 

Final Decision: Eli Manning may actually be mentally Challenged

A Year Of Bullshit

In a year filled with premature championship celebrations, a back up QB labeling the team as a "dream team", and Andy Reid putting on at least 20 more pounds, the Eagles once again disappoint us when we thought they couldn't disappoint us anymore.
However, there is an upside to this miserable year. The Eagles decided to finally become a team, and Juan Castillo found out that coaching an offensive line was a lot different from coaching a very defense. Eagles fans have much to look forward to next year:
-The young line backing core started to show signs that they don't actually suck that much
-We also have what seems to be one of the most dominant pass-rushing defensive lines in the NFL in led by Cole and Babin      
-Possibly the next Barry Sanders in McCoy (I know that's a stretch). 
-The offensive line seemed to gel towards the end of year and, much like the linebackers, didn't seem to suck that bad
-Vick did well in the last couple games of the season and (if he stays healthy) he could become the 2010 Vick once again next season
-Last but not least, the cornerbacks had an OK season. Nnamdi showed that he was human, but is still pretty close to a shutdown corner, DRC struggled early but seemed to be pick up his performance toward the end of the season, and Asante (who might possibly be traded for draft picks in the upcoming draft) wasn't a turnover machine like he usually was but I don't expect that to be the case next season.

By the way, does anyone actually miss this guy?
 


 

Mike Vick....The Greatest Human Being Ever?

First off where do we start?

We all know he's the greatest quarterback to ever play the game, however we are ignoring how great of a human being off the field he is. To start off with, he has been known to be the cure to every terminal disease known to man. He delivered gifts to poor kids in Indonesia, and oh by the way the president of the free world, the commander in chief, the head honcho President Obama said he'd like to blow Mike Vick but Vick politely declined because his love for his fiancee grows stronger everyday. 

We all know about Vick's recent history with dogfighting and how it got completely blown out of proportion. Yeah sure there might have been dead dogs on his property but who's to say the illuminati didn't plant those dogs because Mike Vick politely declined their invitation to be the leader of their evil club. Jay-z, Lebron James, Kevin Kolb and of course the biggest douchebag of them all Aaron Rodgers (We'll get to that in a later post). You see Mike Vick represents everything good, innocent, and pure in the world, and one day Vick will take down the Illuminati. 

The above picture helps clarify what happened with the dog incident. The dogs would go to Vick's house and play poker every Tuesday night. Unfortunately one night the poker game got out of control and the dogs got a little rowdy and just so happened to fight each other to the death. The illuminati knew this happened and continued to frame Mike Vick so he looked like a bad guy.  

This is just the first of many blogs we will write about the greatness of Michael Vick. Stay tuned for more amazing pieces of work to come on how great Mike Vick, Desean Jackson and Lesean Mccoy are, and also how scummy Tim Tebow, Aaron Rodgers and Kevin Kolb are. We will leave you with an awesome picture of Vick dunking on a goal post.